June 2012
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CHRIS BROWN DISSED DRAKE - LYRICS HERE
Chris Brown dissed Drake, don’t ask me how, but I got the lyrics to this monstrosity. Be prepared, Breezy goes in.
Verse 1:
Yeah ni**a, It’s Breezy, ya’ll done saw what I did to Rhi Rhi
I’m finna arrange yo face, spread yo legs ni**a, I’ll tell you how it taste
Yo eyebrows are so big, they look like caterpillars I stand up all my bitches, kinda like some...
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"Believe" Justin Bieber Review.
Justin Bieber releases his third album, Believe, today. I went and copped this, ya know whatever, I like to give every artist a chance. It’s no secret I hate Bieber and the pollen he spreads into tween girls. But I’m trying my hardest to set my biases aside and give an honest review of this album.
God I hate this fuck boy.
1. All Around The World (Ft. Ludacris)
Son pollinates...
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Drake Vs. Chris Brown
So the other day, I left the dark underworld to go to my favorite club in New York. I was lounging on the couch, being fanned with leaves and shit, when out of the corner of my eye I saw Drake walk in.
I was just like, “Alright, whatever.” I wasn’t about to slap Aubrey outta the club. Hades is here for a good time, no need to be starting shit.
So the party goes on, Drake is...
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Boston Celtics.
This is the one time I have ever felt somber about sports. I ‘ve had my heart broken before by a sports team, but never like this. In a fixed series, that’s all about making up for the money lost during the lockout, Boston lost against Miami; those pieces of fucking shit with that shit eating “coach” and that mother fucking asshole Lebron James. Fuck Miami.
Go OKC.
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Sorry I Haven't Posted In A While.
So the other day I was doing my usual workout routine in the forest. I was lifting trees, wrestling oxen, climbing giraffes and knocking elephants down with my shoulders, trying to stay in top physique for the summer time.
After I finished my workout routine, I planned to go back home…when I ran into a STRAIGHT EDGE centaur. I had never seen such an ugly creature.
I tried to move...
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Snow White and the Huntsman Review.
After a painfully long 2 hours, I finished Snow White and the Huntsman, starring Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, and Charlize Theron.
I went into this movie with an open mind, I put aside my hate for Kristen Stewart, so here goes my unbiased review.
First off, fuck this movie. Seriously. I hate Kristen Stewart. Thankfully, the creators of this boring ass movie gave her about 50 lines of...
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Why I'm Not Excited For The Amazing Spider-Man.
It’s no secret that I love Spider-Man. I really do. I own all the comics, movies, t-shirts, video games, hell even my MacBook is Spider-Man themed. So, shouldn’t I be stoked about the new movie coming out on my birthday? I SHOULD be, but I’m not.
Don’t get me wrong, I am a fan of Andrew Garfield, I love Emma Stone, Dennis Leary is always wonderful, Martin Sheen is the...
Safe House Review.
FINALLY. This is the Ryan Reynolds the world has been waiting to see. We know he can play funny, that much is evident, but he has had the worst struggle becoming a dramatic actor. He had his chance in Definitely, Maybe, but that didn’t really work out for him.
In this film, he plays a vulnerable CIA agent, Matt Weston, who watches a Safe House. Whenever the CIA brings in the world’s...
5 Rappers You Need To Be Listening To.
Tired of listening to wanna be hard rappers (Drizzzzy, Wayne) or annoying rappers trying to be like Madonna and Lady Gaga (Nicki Minaj) or maybe just shitty rappers in general (anyone I don’t like and Mac Miller) well, lucky for you, I’m here to tell you 5 rappers you need to be listening to. They won’t turn you into a tampon and they won’t inspire everyone to be a wanna be...